It Begins (December
27, 2010)
I imagine that if humans had access to interplanetary travel, it would result in whatever
life we found being hunted, eaten, and exploited for our amusement. Thus, here we have Loot Hack, a hunting
club solely devoted to finding exotic life to shoot at. I hope you’ll forgive me for the many, many liberties I
am prepared to take with the laws of science. If you are not, don’t worry; I’ll forgive you.
If
you would like to contact me, I can be reached at sleepdepjoel@gmail.com